My brother is an amateur filmmaker and has done several small shorts featuring his children and friends. This latest one is a collaboration with me, and I had a hand in writing the script and contributing creative ideas. What do you think?
Friday, May 22, 2009
Friday, May 1, 2009
An Open Letter to the Burger King
Dear Burger King,
What the f, seriously? Please tell me who is responsible for the current advertising you have deemed appropriate enough to peddle to children your kids' meal. You know the one I'm talking about, in which the King is rapping with all the gusto of a strung out white boy, in front of some hoochies pop-locking with square asses. Aw hell, here, it's this one.
Some douche in your marketing department was sitting around, smoking up and watching Spongebob when he thought, "How can I combine the two things children love the most; sex and cartoons?" Well, mission accomplished. Never mind the fact that if children continually eat your greasy, cholesterol inventions, they will end up with butts more in line with Sir Mix-A-Lot's original song, namely "round and big."
Incidentally, I just love the fact that you had to make each one of your dancers a different race, so that she can appeal to a broader genre of future pole dancers. Hell, I'm almost sure in the still shot above that I can trace the outline of a vagina. Why give them shorts at all? Just have some naked bitches straddling the Burger King riding on his giant french fry and shouting "Buy our Kid's Meal! Get a free Dora the Explorer butt plug!"
Damn, now I've given you your next commercial.
Sincerely,
Millamber
What the f, seriously? Please tell me who is responsible for the current advertising you have deemed appropriate enough to peddle to children your kids' meal. You know the one I'm talking about, in which the King is rapping with all the gusto of a strung out white boy, in front of some hoochies pop-locking with square asses. Aw hell, here, it's this one.
Some douche in your marketing department was sitting around, smoking up and watching Spongebob when he thought, "How can I combine the two things children love the most; sex and cartoons?" Well, mission accomplished. Never mind the fact that if children continually eat your greasy, cholesterol inventions, they will end up with butts more in line with Sir Mix-A-Lot's original song, namely "round and big."
Incidentally, I just love the fact that you had to make each one of your dancers a different race, so that she can appeal to a broader genre of future pole dancers. Hell, I'm almost sure in the still shot above that I can trace the outline of a vagina. Why give them shorts at all? Just have some naked bitches straddling the Burger King riding on his giant french fry and shouting "Buy our Kid's Meal! Get a free Dora the Explorer butt plug!"
Damn, now I've given you your next commercial.
Sincerely,
Millamber
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